Home Back

17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Choked On A Little Bit Of Spit In The Back Of My Throat

yahoo.com 2 days ago

Hi! Hello! How are you! Please enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns. Also, the adorable sign emoji I just discovered: 🪧

1."He got there in the end."

A handwritten sign on a gate reads, "Trespassers will be prosic proseci proesec head butted." It appears to warn trespassers with humor
—u/bigdave22383 u/bigdave22383 / Via reddit.com

2."Meanwhile in London."

Sign on a sidewalk reads, "ALL AMERICANS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT."
—u/xonire u/xonire / Via reddit.com

3."One of the greatest quotes of all time. 🤣"

Chalkboard outside Vintage Grounds coffee shop reads: "If you say 'GULLIBLE' slowly, it sounds like 'oranges'" with a smiley face
—u/Greekgoddess2005 u/Greekgoddess2005 / Via reddit.com

4."OK, no missiles."

A sign reads: "STOP. No fishing, netting or launching of nuclear missiles past this point."
—u/NatySweet_ u/NatySweet_ / Via reddit.com

5."First place on the list of most useless signs."

A red emergency case containing a dustpan and brush with the words "IN CASE OF BROKEN GLASS" on the front
—u/aquosbun u/aquosbun / Via reddit.com

6."If this ain’t the truth…"

Sign reads: "I'M GETTING STRONGER WITH AGE. I CAN NOW LIFT $100 WORTH OF GROCERIES WITH 1 HAND."
—u/MelanieWalmartinez u/MelanieWalmartinez / Via reddit.com

7."Sorry, we're SORRY."

Sign on a window says, "Sorry, We're SORRY."
—u/Ridingproqueen u/Ridingproqueen / Via reddit.com

8."I'm very sorry. 😭"

Sign in window reads: "Sorry, we're open."
—u/Ridingproqueen u/Ridingproqueen / Via reddit.com

9."Coffee smoothes things out a bit."

Chalkboard sign with a humorous message: "Before coffee: I hate everyone. After coffee: I feel good about hating everyone."
—u/aquosbun u/aquosbun / Via reddit.com

10."Most honest and heartwarming sign ever…"

Plaque on a bench reads: "FOR BARBARA, Who was awful when hungry but otherwise pretty solid."
—u/TeachMeImWilling69 u/TeachMeImWilling69 / Via reddit.com

11."The sign speaks truth."

A sign reads, "Geology rocks but geography is where it's at."
—u/Green____cat u/Green____cat / Via reddit.com

12."How to survive in this world."

A signs that reads, "give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot"
—u/nft_metastar u/nft_metastar / Via reddit.com

13."Don't know how to get out of here, I still don’t understand."

Exit instructions on a door with multiple signs: push buttons to exit, marked by red arrows, and press a square button on the wall to exit, marked by a green arrow
—u/nft_metastar u/nft_metastar / Via reddit.com

14."Have an itch to go to the woods?"

A billboard shows a comparison between two leaves: one labeled "Toilet Paper" and the other "Not Toilet Paper," promoting the Boy Scouts of America
—u/TeachMeImWilling69 u/TeachMeImWilling69 / Via reddit.com

15."This is why I have such little faith in humanity…"

Two hand dryers on a tiled wall with signs above them stating, "STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! THIS IS NOT A URINAL."
—u/UserLevelOver9000 u/UserLevelOver9000 / Via reddit.com

16."When you get mixed up with 'pull' and 'push.'"

Sign on a glass door reads "PULLSH" instead of "PULL." A person is visible outside by the crosswalk. A humorous misspelling of the word "PULL."
—u/Beneficial_Park_3914 u/Beneficial_Park_3914 / Via reddit.com

17."Love you too."

Domino's Pizza sign reads: "GIRLFRIEND MAD AT YOU, WE STILL LOVE YOU."
—u/cuteLillyy u/cuteLillyy / Via reddit.com
People are also reading