Meet Derek Blasberg: Hollywood socialite accused of fleeing Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after 'catastrophic' diarrhea who counts Jeff Bezos and Demi Moore as pals https://t.co/WLfmEBG4zQ pic.twitter.com/6V61kTLfwV

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Last week, a blind item was posted saying a mystery guest who'd spent the night at Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home had "catastrophically shit themselves in bed". Instead of remedying the situation there and then, the guest in question fled back to New York in shame without telling anyone, leaving the host to discover and clean up their mess.

DailyFail - master of investigative journalism - has been on the case ever since. They can now reveal that insiders have named the person at the centre of the scandal to be: Derek Blasberg.

Derek Blasberg is a socialite, celebrity hanger-on, friend to famous people. He is someone who is somehow always around. You've probably seen his face in your favourite celebrity's pictures.

The blind item claimed that the diarrhea incident happened because of use of the drug Ozempic, which the DailyFail disproves. However, it's not so far of a reach. Allegedly, Ozempic-induced diarrhea 'is becoming a very hot topic of conversation' among the rich and famous, due to so many of them using it.

Apparently, Gwyneth confided in Oprah, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry David about the incident.

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Have you ever had a horribly timed bowel movement moment, ONTD? And did you flee the scene without telling, leaving other people to clean up after you?