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Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Best Friend

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Ree Drummond
  • Happy birthday! Let’s make a deal: I won’t tell anyone your real age if you don’t forget my birthday next year.
  • Happy birthday to the person with the funniest, most attractive best friend.
  • Happy birthday! Here’s to another year of questionable decisions and unforgettable memories!
  • Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!
  • Happy Birthday! Thanks for always being older than me.
  • Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Like a fine wine, you’re only getting better with age!
  • Forget your birthday. Happy birthweek! One day just isn’t enough to celebrate you.
  • They say the older you are, the wiser you become. At this rate, you’re basically Socrates!
  • You’re not old, you’re vintage. Happy birthday!
  • You’re the Thelma to my Louise, the Snoop to my Martha, and the Selena to my Taylor. Wishing the happiest birthday to my partner in crime!
  • Let them eat cake. And by them, I mean you!
  • Older? Definitely. Wiser? Well, that's debatable. Happy Birthday!
  • Have the happiest birthday—being friends with me is the only gift you need!
  • Every day we celebrate you, but today you get a card.
  • You don't look a day over 21! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Have a great birthday!
  • Here's to you, best friend! Grateful you came into my life to make me seem normal!
  • A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
  • I can't wait until we're old enough to be wreaking havoc in the senior home together! Until then: happy birthday, darling!
  • A quick reminder on your special day: well-behaved women rarely make history. But we don't have to worry about that!
  • Forget about the past you can't change, the future you can’t foresee, and most certainly forget about the present because I did not get you one.
  • To the best friend a person could ask for—my one regret is not meeting you sooner (so I could have annoyed you longer).
  • With each trip around the sun you grow smarter, better looking, and funnier! May this be the year you catch up to me!
  • Happy birthday to my fellow golden girl!
  • Statistics show that those who have the most birthday live the longest. Too bad we were always terrible at math!
  • Another birthday, another year we haven’t spilled each other’s secrets. Let’s make this the best yet!
  • Time to celebrate you! The only person crazy enough to endure me!
  • Loving you is a piece of cake. Now let’s eat yours!
  • Today is all about honoring the person who keeps my therapy bills low. Here’s to another year of listening to me complain!
  • Let's get this party started! No, seriously—we both know we can't stay up past 10 p.m.!
  • Happy birthday to a friend who still isn’t showing her/his age… and definitely not acting it!
  • Friends who gray together, stay together! Here's to many, many more.
  • Growing old is mandatory, growing up is an option. Thanks for opting out with me!
  • To the world's best bad influence—may you always keep the party going!
  • Today, we count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • Happiest birthday! I was going to plan a big surprise, but I didn’t want to bring your blood pressure up!
  • We may need to call the fire department to help blow out all those candles. Happy birthday!
  • In banana years, you're ripe enough for bread!
  • You're terrible at this aging thing—can you at least *try* to look older?

Sweet Birthday Wishes for Your Best Friend

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Alex Drummond
  • Everybody says they’ve got the world’s best friend, but in my case, it’s actually true. Happy birthday bestie!
  • Nobody gets me like you! Happy birthday to my best friend.
  • Happy birthday to my ride or die! I’d go anywhere and do anything for you — love you!
  • Happy birthday to a friend I know is in it for the long haul.
  • Getting older is inevitable. Growing up is a choice! Happy birthday to the one who brings out my inner child!
  • Happy birthday bestie! May this trip around the sun be the most iconic one yet.
  • Happy birthday to the kind of friend everyone wants to celebrate!
  • Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets!
  • Happiness is seeing your best friend grow up with you! Happy birthday
  • Here's to the person who makes every day brighter with their presence. May your birthday be as radiant and beautiful as you are!
  • Happy birthday to the easiest person to celebrate!
  • May your birthday cake be as sweet as you are. Happy cake day!
  • We've shared so many good memories together and I can't wait to see what's next! Happy birthday!
  • To the funniest, funkiest, most fabulous person I know: happy birthday!
  • You're the person who can make me laugh when I want to cry, and the best friend anybody could have.
  • You always shine as bright as the candles on your cake. So, keep lighting up every room baby!
  • When I count my blessings, your friendship is at the top of the list. Have the happiest birthday.
  • Happy birthday to my forever partner in crime.
  • Friends are the family we get to choose. I’m so glad that we chose each other.
  • Where would I be without my ride or die? Happy birthday, friend!
  • No matter the distance, I’ll always be the first to wish you a happy birthday.
  • Today we celebrate my number one. Through thick and thin, I’ll always be there for you.
  • My life was made better the day you entered it. Happy birthday!
  • All the best wishes for my best friend! I hope you're enjoying your special day doing whatever it is you want!
  • Wowee, another loop around the sun. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
  • Today is the day! Hope you spend it pampered and in good company.
  • Happy birthday! Hope you have a warm day, I'm thinking of you always, and I'll see you soon!
  • It's always your day in my book, but this one is extra special.
  • You know the drill—happiest of days to the most important person in my life. Love you!
  • You warm my heart every time I see you. Wishing you a day of joy.
  • Thank you for always giving great advice and never blaming me when I don't take it!
  • Congrats on another trip around the sun! I hope this day is full of cake, memories, and fun.
  • To the sweetest berry in the bunch, a very happy birthday!
  • I hope you know how much you're loved today and every day, best friend!
  • I can't wait to spend the night celebrating my favorite person! I adore you to bits!
  • I hope your birthday is as special as you are, friend. Much love and many smooches.
  • Doing life with you is just better. I'm so grateful to celebrate another birthday with you my best friend.
  • HBD to my BFF for life, I don't know what I'd do without you!
  • Thank GOODNESS my bestie entered the world today! Adore you to the moon and back!
  • Here's to another year of friendship, laughter, and getting up to no good together! Happy Birthday!

Meaningful Birthday Messages for Your Best Friend

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Ree Drummond
  • Happy Birthday to the person who has seen me at my best and worst and still loves me unconditionally!
  • Your existence makes me believe in soulmates. Happy birthday to my platonic soulmate!
  • In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday best friend!
  • A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you. Happy birthday to the person in all my favorite memories!
  • As long as you're by my side, anything feels possible. Thank you for always being my rock! Happy Birthday.
  • You’ve grown so much in one year. I’m always so proud of you! Happy birthday.
  • I thank the stars everyday that they aligned to bring you into my life! You’re my best friend in this universe and the next. Happy birthday!
  • Today is your special day, but I think you deserve to be celebrated everyday! Happy birthday to my best friend.
  • Happy birthday to the one who’s always there for me! You deserve a lifetime supply of cake for always putting up with me.
  • May this special day be just as incredible as the countless memories we've created together. Happy Birthday to my forever friend!
  • Happy birthday to my soulmate! When I think of love, I see our friendship.
  • Today, we celebrate you for all of the amazing things you have brought into this world.
  • It's been an honor to watch you grow over the years. May the next one bring more blessings.
  • A bond like ours is rare, and I never take it for granted. Happy birthday bestie.
  • Having you as a friend is one of the best parts of my life. May your year be as fulfilling as your friendship.
  • I love you more than words can say. Thanks for being the world's best friend.
  • I'm so grateful you came into my life when you did. Happy birthday and I can't wait to celebrate many more!
  • Your friendship is one of the most valued relationships in my life. I can't wait to continue growing together.
  • Thank you for all that you've brought to my life. The happiest of birthdays to my favorite friend.
  • Birthdays come once a year, but best friends are once in a lifetime. I'm so happy to call you mine!
  • Thank you for always being by my side and having my back. I'd do anything for you, especially today on your birthday!
  • I am so honored to call you my best friend. You deserve every good thing that comes to you on your birthday and beyond.
  • I'm so happy we got to grow up side by side. Here's to many more birthdays together!
  • Wishing you all the happiness, joy, and blessings the world can offer on your birthday.
  • Thank you for always picking up the phone, for giving the world's best hugs, and for supporting everything I do. Here's to you on your birthday best friend!
  • Today is my favorite day because it's dedicated to my favorite person!

Birthday Quotes for Your Best Friend

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Alison Gootee
  • "Remember that life's most valuable antiques are dear old friends." —H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  • “There are three things that grow more precious with age; old wood to burn, old books to read, and old friends to enjoy.” —Henry Ford
  • "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." —Lucille Ball
  • "If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." —Winnie the Pooh
  • "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." —Bob Hope
  • "Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age." —Booth Tarkington
  • "Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be." —Robert Browning
  • "True friends are like diamonds—bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style." —Nicole Richie
  • "Anything is possible when you have the right people there to support you." —Misty Copeland
  • "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." —Oprah Winfrey
  • "Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." —John Lennon
  • "Another year comes to a close, and another begins. May the coming year be one that will be filled with laughter of friends, love of family, and the life that you dream of." —Catherine Pulsifer
  • "We turn not older with years, but newer every day." —Emily Dickinson
  • "Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift." —Aretha Franklin

Emoji Birthday Wishes for Your Best Friend

    • Happy birthday to my P.I.C.! 🚨😈
    • Cheers to another trip around the ☀️!
    • Happy birthday to the 🍷 to my 🍝!
    • Happy birthday to my dancing queen! 💃
    • It takes two to tango. 👯 Happy birthday!
    • On this day a queen/king was born! 👑
    • What is it they say about aging like fine wine? 🍷
    • My bestie takes the 🎂!
    • Cheers to leveling up! 🍾🥂
    • Hope your birthday is as cool you are! 🧊😎
    • You’re on fire, baby! 🔥 Happy birthday!
    • Another year older 👵, another year wiser. 📚
    • Such a joy to celebrate you since day 1! 🍼 👼
    • Wishing you another year full of adventures! ✈️ 🤠
    • 🎶 Tonight, we are young! 🎶
    • And she said, let them eat cake! 🎂
    • It's my top 🐶 birthday today!
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