51 Tweets From Black Twitter That Kept Us Chuckling In This Heatwave This June
"Shakespeare couldn’t make a rhyme with moose knuckle all I’m gonna say"
When dudes arguing in the parking lot, and one of them pops the trunk and pulls out “Of Mice and Men” https://t.co/xIKeSyvtUq pic.twitter.com/ZRTokk7QqL
— AME Youngboy (@MelechThomas) June 1, 2024
Anti blackness is all around us https://t.co/w9G4fHfBri
— Antoine Hardy (@Slangdini) June 4, 2024
this would start my rap career https://t.co/CHDyrkd3nd
— Wave Meltzer (@LostFrisco) June 3, 2024
I know salmon and henny are breathing a sigh of relief right now https://t.co/1iyVYvjWgK
— Your Fave's Fave 🇵🇷 (@_ItsMarisWorld_) June 6, 2024
Cos you’ll whine on a girl at 11.55pm and FilmAdbi gonna put you on the first slide of his IG post at 11.59pm https://t.co/b8vOpNUo2B
— - (@EMAY4K) June 7, 2024
naomi gotta wipe down her business class seat on every flight but she can firm the jubilee line tube air https://t.co/tizr14eH2q
— katie ⊹˚.♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𐚁 (@katiethescammer) June 8, 2024
Only one and a half meat? God, don’t bring love with limitations into my life. https://t.co/kqMv2gqNLQ
— Lateef (@LateefSaka) June 11, 2024
Me after the edible hits and i can’t hear anymore. pic.twitter.com/FBSlaK1bSy
— Scottie (@ScottieBeam) June 11, 2024
Haitians are so resilient. Never giving up. I love her! https://t.co/GrR3KJhy2W
— JET (@jetdimante) June 12, 2024
friend cheated on her bf. Love to see women in male-dominated fields
— ari (@fairyari77) June 13, 2024
Not a JENtervention https://t.co/GYkX14eXRt
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) June 13, 2024
Men are so unserious. My brother’s friend had an allergic reaction all over his skin so they are now calling him ‘Rashford’.
— Au(a) (@giamorx) June 14, 2024
And if ever I believe my HATE is done, then I'll start back at ONE, nigga. https://t.co/81xoIGr4Vl
— nat 🇲🇸🇦🇬 (@laugh_track_nat) June 16, 2024
Can I get a tracking number? https://t.co/Zo8jAC7EGA
— wanderlust (@_ItsMissBre) June 16, 2024
If I’m eating Egusi and I bite into something I assume to be very soft goat meat and it turns out to be a mushroom, there will be consequences. https://t.co/xcusVbbQGM
— Abeni (@TheHabaneroChef) June 17, 2024
WE ALL DO THE LEG https://t.co/zGErRxdjAJ
— Persephone 🇯🇲🇰🇳 (@WhatShannaSays) June 18, 2024
Jesus they should've never given me WFH. I've been cooking a 3 course lunch since 5am. 😭😭😩
— Tianna, the Tory Hater (@tiannathewriter) June 19, 2024
Can UK grow plantain?? https://t.co/YfsWfFUshL
— JADDI 🇬🇩🇯🇲 (@BoofDaddi) June 19, 2024
That’s right Carl, we are buying all the ones we helped close. Then we are turning them into African restaurants. I hope you like Malta Guinness 🍻 https://t.co/j100rIKVTZ
— 2025 🤟🏾 (@ArryWithA_H) June 19, 2024
“Sir, a sixth They Not Like Us” has hit the stage” pic.twitter.com/j3u7SBBc5c
— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) June 20, 2024
Same day delivery is insane. https://t.co/7VZYsi29Z9
— 𝙾𝙳𝙰’𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 🏴☠️❤️🔥 (@Linbei_) June 20, 2024
“You ain’t getting on that stage! You are a family man.. you don’t own a Bandana, you from Akron. Enjoy the show like the rest of us.” pic.twitter.com/1ewC9rZBeY
— PhillyTheBoss.com (@PhillyTheBoss) June 20, 2024
With his whole rhussy out like that? Please stop embarrassing him https://t.co/wnA2OBP6j6
— NICKSY (@_Nicksy) June 20, 2024
He’s in the middle of showing her a “ watch this” https://t.co/AMNDMknuMq
— bri🧍🏾♀️ (@briiii_designer) June 20, 2024
Guys I actually can’t stand straight 🤷🏽♀️it’s not my fault My waist is bent from carrying afrobeats on my back this year 🤘🏾
— Celestial being (@ayrastarr) June 21, 2024
Not having a driver’s license as someone in your 20s or 30s is climate change activism. Asking your friend for a ride is creating community, reinvigorating the global village. Be proud of yourself.
— Ramsey Kilani 🌐🔰 (@Ramsey_Kilani) June 21, 2024
Them go tweet am like say assets dey tree top then you just for pluck am https://t.co/GA6pxLYIMk
— Weffrey Jellington (@jeffwellz) June 22, 2024
Shakespeare couldn’t make a rhyme with moose knuckle all I’m gonna say https://t.co/JGkj09a19D
— Queens Child Project & Tubi Films Project Manager (@SoloChills) June 22, 2024
Is yo sneaky link santa https://t.co/xy6yxc3ARA
— Americas most blunted (@Random_nerd2001) June 22, 2024
TfL needs to rebrand as Teefing for London cos why did my journey to Waterloo and back cost me £10????? I didn’t even have to cross the river 😭😭
— kat 🇯🇲 (@kat1naa) June 23, 2024
PLANTAIN croutons?! This is just on another level of niggadry. I’ll take 54 bowls. https://t.co/GrJt1jJS7s
— Tenille Clarke (@tenilleclarke1) June 24, 2024
PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT
THE UK HEAT
WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WASHING CLOTHES
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LAUNDRY YOU CAN DRY IN THIS HEAT?
— INVOICE PAPI (@donchdeejay) June 25, 2024
Watching England 🤝🏿 Voting in England
Begging for a genuine left wing option https://t.co/FNg3tTQMZo
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) June 25, 2024
When she dap up the brother next to me, but don't dap me up pic.twitter.com/eWXqLjt5SY
— Jollof Papi 🇬🇭 (@OfficialEnam) June 23, 2024
Can’t believe England played like this in front of Tolami Benson
— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) June 25, 2024
My Son asked me what year I was born. I said 1985.
— Christine Nicole (@SupaMrs) June 23, 2024
He asked if I was a Slave. 🙄
vibrator died now i gotta use my taser.
— Je’Niya Jaquay 👩🏾❤️💋👩🏽 (@JeNiyaJaquay) June 27, 2024
Your boyfriend is an idiot. https://t.co/zZYGLINKN7
— Heisjayy 𝕏 (@Jayysen_) June 27, 2024
When you can’t get that last piece to fall in the toilet pic.twitter.com/B2UCJN7AB0
— Can I Peg You @Sethrogen ? (@MrsKhandiCoated) June 26, 2024
why else? to take in her beauty. stop asking silly questions https://t.co/ISVppbRgTU
— burger jackson. (@boujeebx) June 26, 2024