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51 Tweets From Black Twitter That Kept Us Chuckling In This Heatwave This June

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"Shakespeare couldn’t make a rhyme with moose knuckle all I’m gonna say"

1.

When dudes arguing in the parking lot, and one of them pops the trunk and pulls out “Of Mice and Men” https://t.co/xIKeSyvtUq pic.twitter.com/ZRTokk7QqL

— AME Youngboy (@MelechThomas) June 1, 2024
Twitter: @MelechThomas

2.

Anti blackness is all around us https://t.co/w9G4fHfBri

— Antoine Hardy (@Slangdini) June 4, 2024
Twitter: @Slangdini

3.

this would start my rap career https://t.co/CHDyrkd3nd

— Wave Meltzer (@LostFrisco) June 3, 2024
Twitter: @LostFrisco

4.

I know salmon and henny are breathing a sigh of relief right now https://t.co/1iyVYvjWgK

— Your Fave's Fave 🇵🇷 (@_ItsMarisWorld_) June 6, 2024
Twitter: @_ItsMarisWorld_

5.

Cos you’ll whine on a girl at 11.55pm and FilmAdbi gonna put you on the first slide of his IG post at 11.59pm https://t.co/b8vOpNUo2B

— - (@EMAY4K) June 7, 2024
Twitter: @EMAY4K

6.

naomi gotta wipe down her business class seat on every flight but she can firm the jubilee line tube air https://t.co/tizr14eH2q

— katie ⊹˚.♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𐚁 (@katiethescammer) June 8, 2024
Twitter: @katiethescammer

7.

Only one and a half meat? God, don’t bring love with limitations into my life. https://t.co/kqMv2gqNLQ

— Lateef (@LateefSaka) June 11, 2024
Twitter: @LateefSaka

8.

Me after the edible hits and i can’t hear anymore. pic.twitter.com/FBSlaK1bSy

— Scottie (@ScottieBeam) June 11, 2024
Twitter: @ScottieBeam

9.

Haitians are so resilient. Never giving up. I love her! https://t.co/GrR3KJhy2W

— JET (@jetdimante) June 12, 2024
Twitter: @jetdimante

10.

friend cheated on her bf. Love to see women in male-dominated fields

— ari (@fairyari77) June 13, 2024
Twitter: @fairyari77

11.

Not a JENtervention https://t.co/GYkX14eXRt

— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) June 13, 2024
Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech

12.

Men are so unserious. My brother’s friend had an allergic reaction all over his skin so they are now calling him ‘Rashford’.

— Au(a) (@giamorx) June 14, 2024
Twitter: @giamorx

13.

— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) June 15, 2024
Twitter: @hebennigatu

14.

And if ever I believe my HATE is done, then I'll start back at ONE, nigga. https://t.co/81xoIGr4Vl

— nat 🇲🇸🇦🇬 (@laugh_track_nat) June 16, 2024
Twitter: @laugh_track_nat

15.

— Mela Yela (@_melayela_) June 16, 2024
Twitter: @_melayela_

16.

Look reem ✅
Smell reem ✅
Be reem ✅
Reem ✅

— Guts (@meruemide) June 15, 2024
Twitter: @meruemide

17.

Can I get a tracking number? https://t.co/Zo8jAC7EGA

— wanderlust (@_ItsMissBre) June 16, 2024
Twitter: @_ItsMissBre

18.

— Reji (@RejiYates) June 15, 2024
Twitter: @RejiYates

19.

— 7.🧬 (@kamz_nsr) June 17, 2024
Twitter: @kamz_nsr

20.

— oz-empath. (@potentformula) June 17, 2024
Twitter: @potentformula

21.

— Darnell (@Consistent__D) June 17, 2024
Twitter: @Consistent__D

22.

If I’m eating Egusi and I bite into something I assume to be very soft goat meat and it turns out to be a mushroom, there will be consequences. https://t.co/xcusVbbQGM

— Abeni (@TheHabaneroChef) June 17, 2024
Twitter: @TheHabaneroChef

23.

— alex (@alex_abads) June 18, 2024
Twitter: @alex_abads

24.

WE ALL DO THE LEG https://t.co/zGErRxdjAJ

— Persephone 🇯🇲🇰🇳 (@WhatShannaSays) June 18, 2024
Twitter: @WhatShannaSays

25.

Jesus they should've never given me WFH. I've been cooking a 3 course lunch since 5am. 😭😭😩

— Tianna, the Tory Hater (@tiannathewriter) June 19, 2024
Twitter: @tiannathewriter

26.

Can UK grow plantain?? https://t.co/YfsWfFUshL

— JADDI 🇬🇩🇯🇲 (@BoofDaddi) June 19, 2024
Twitter: @BoofDaddi

27.

That’s right Carl, we are buying all the ones we helped close. Then we are turning them into African restaurants. I hope you like Malta Guinness 🍻 https://t.co/j100rIKVTZ

— 2025 🤟🏾 (@ArryWithA_H) June 19, 2024
Twitter: @ArryWithA_H

28.

“Sir, a sixth They Not Like Us” has hit the stage” pic.twitter.com/j3u7SBBc5c

— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @hebennigatu

29.

— Himzel Washington (@Casanovaking) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @Casanovaking

30.

Same day delivery is insane. https://t.co/7VZYsi29Z9

— 𝙾𝙳𝙰’𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🔥 (@Linbei_) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @Linbei_

31.

Nobody:

— Dub (@smoothoperatHER) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @smoothoperatHER

32.

“You ain’t getting on that stage! You are a family man.. you don’t own a Bandana, you from Akron. Enjoy the show like the rest of us.” pic.twitter.com/1ewC9rZBeY

— PhillyTheBoss.com (@PhillyTheBoss) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @PhillyTheBoss

33.

With his whole rhussy out like that? Please stop embarrassing him https://t.co/wnA2OBP6j6

— NICKSY (@_Nicksy) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @_Nicksy

34.

— for mike she turn mesbian* (@mike_nghtwl) June 21, 2024
Twitter: @mike_nghtwl

35.

He’s in the middle of showing her a “ watch this” https://t.co/AMNDMknuMq

— bri🧍🏾‍♀️ (@briiii_designer) June 20, 2024
Twitter: @briiii_designer

36.

Guys I actually can’t stand straight 🤷🏽‍♀️it’s not my fault My waist is bent from carrying afrobeats on my back this year 🤘🏾

— Celestial being (@ayrastarr) June 21, 2024
Twitter: @ayrastarr

37.

Not having a driver’s license as someone in your 20s or 30s is climate change activism. Asking your friend for a ride is creating community, reinvigorating the global village. Be proud of yourself.

— Ramsey Kilani 🌐🔰 (@Ramsey_Kilani) June 21, 2024
Twitter: @Ramsey_Kilani

38.

Them go tweet am like say assets dey tree top then you just for pluck am https://t.co/GA6pxLYIMk

— Weffrey Jellington (@jeffwellz) June 22, 2024
Twitter: @jeffwellz

39.

Shakespeare couldn’t make a rhyme with moose knuckle all I’m gonna say https://t.co/JGkj09a19D

— Queens Child Project & Tubi Films Project Manager (@SoloChills) June 22, 2024
Twitter: @SoloChills

40.

Is yo sneaky link santa https://t.co/xy6yxc3ARA

— Americas most blunted (@Random_nerd2001) June 22, 2024
Twitter: @Random_nerd2001

41.

TfL needs to rebrand as Teefing for London cos why did my journey to Waterloo and back cost me £10????? I didn’t even have to cross the river 😭😭

— kat 🇯🇲 (@kat1naa) June 23, 2024
Twitter: @kat1naa

42.

PLANTAIN croutons?! This is just on another level of niggadry. I’ll take 54 bowls. https://t.co/GrJt1jJS7s

— Tenille Clarke (@tenilleclarke1) June 24, 2024
Twitter: @tenilleclarke1

43.

PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT

THE UK HEAT

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WASHING CLOTHES

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LAUNDRY YOU CAN DRY IN THIS HEAT?

— INVOICE PAPI (@donchdeejay) June 25, 2024
Twitter: @donchdeejay

44.

Watching England 🤝🏿 Voting in England

Begging for a genuine left wing option https://t.co/FNg3tTQMZo

— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) June 25, 2024
Twitter: @Ankaman616

45.

When she dap up the brother next to me, but don't dap me up pic.twitter.com/eWXqLjt5SY

— Jollof Papi 🇬🇭 (@OfficialEnam) June 23, 2024
Twitter: @OfficialEnam

46.

Can’t believe England played like this in front of Tolami Benson

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) June 25, 2024
Twitter: @jasebyjason

47.

My Son asked me what year I was born. I said 1985.
He asked if I was a Slave. 🙄

— Christine Nicole (@SupaMrs) June 23, 2024
Twitter: @SupaMrs

48.

vibrator died now i gotta use my taser.

— Je’Niya Jaquay 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 (@JeNiyaJaquay) June 27, 2024
Twitter: @JeNiyaJaquay

49.

Your boyfriend is an idiot. https://t.co/zZYGLINKN7

— Heisjayy 𝕏 (@Jayysen_) June 27, 2024
Twitter: @Jayysen_

50.

When you can’t get that last piece to fall in the toilet pic.twitter.com/B2UCJN7AB0

— Can I Peg You @Sethrogen ? (@MrsKhandiCoated) June 26, 2024
Twitter: @MrsKhandiCoated

51.

why else? to take in her beauty. stop asking silly questions https://t.co/ISVppbRgTU

— burger jackson. (@boujeebx) June 26, 2024
Twitter: @boujeebx
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