In these troubled times, knowing that at least some certainties remain intact is reassuring. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. The weather will be hotter in summer than in winter. And Joy Reid will say something so utterly separated from reason, logic, and fact that the question arises whether this is reality or a superbly executed LARPing of a lunatic liberal. You decide.

The latest episode comes to us courtesy of Jason Whitlock on X:

As a public service, I have spared you the 3:26 minutes of listening to this and provided a transcript. With commentary, of course.

Y’all just tell me who the nominee is going to be. Let me know when you guys are finished fighting amongst yourselves who I got to vote for in November to keep Hitler out of the White House. That’s all I wanna know — who I got vote for to keep Hitler out of the White House.

Hmm. I didn’t know Hitler was on the ballot and … oh, you mean Trump! Darned if I’ve missed where Trump started a world war and exterminated six million people because of their religion. It must have happened during hockey season.

Y’all do your thing; play in traffic all you want in front of these Republicans, acting a fool in front of these people instead of privately declaring your stuff, but don’t text me no more ‘cause I’m not taking no more of these texts.

Like anyone who matters texts you, Joy.

Just let me know when you guys are finished figuring it out, Democrats, ‘cause I know y’all the freak-out people.

As opposed to your calm, level-headed, rational discussion of current events. Like laughing off a rape victim.