When you're their age, you can do whatever the hell you like.
Ah, grandmas...at their best, they make you feel so loved and always have your back. But — if we're being real — they can also be a little kooky, and are most definitely their own breed.
So, here are 33 grandma photos that are just so, so, so hilariously relatable:
1. First, venturing into a grandma's kitchen is always an adventure. You will find things you can't believe, like this can of salt someone found in their grandma's cupboard that expired in 1965!!!:
2. Even wilder? This grandma mistook her iPad for a cutting board and began using it to cut up her food:
3. Grandmas will also fill their kitchen with food they've heard you like, but they don't always get it right...like when this grandma was told her grandchild loved sour cream and onion chips:
4. That's not to say grandmas won't have good treats...they almost certainly will! Like this Italian grandma who refuses to go anywhere without her suitcase filled with delicious meats:
5. Or this grandma who brings extra bacon from home to make her BLT extra bacon-y:
6. But while grandmas CAN bring the goods, you should be careful with the food some of them make:
7. As you might've gathered from the iPad photo above, grandmas aren't the quickest adopters of technology. This one got an Apple Watch, but refused to abandon her tried and true watch she's probably had for 40 years:
8. Yep, when it comes to technology, grandmas tend to like to keep things simple:
9. I don't know why this is the case, but there seems to be a law somewhere requiring all grandmas to have a creepy doll in their house (like this one belonging to someone's grandma):
10. Now, I don't mean to paint with too broad a stroke — not all grandmas are the same. Some, for example, are super religious...like this grandma who, when her apartment gets too cold, covers Jesus with a blanket so he can stay warm:
11. These grandmas tend to be very prim and proper, and HIGHLY offended by any obscenity...like this grandma who replaces swears in her books with more appropriate words:
12. These grandmas will do things like make candlestick cookies...without it occurring to them that they might look inappropriate in any way, shape, or, um, form:
13. They might also have a cactus in their home like this one, but God help you if you make a joke about it, because they'll insist "IT IS JUST A CACTUS, EMMA!":
14. And if they have a box in their home marked "DICK PIX," they will take great offense if you snicker...because it's just filled with photos of their husband Dick (fully clothed, of course):
15. Other grandmas secretly (or not so secretly) have a raunchy side, like this grandma who hid this sexy Einstein behind her pots and pans:
16. This grandma who has an, uh, interesting poem on display in her bathroom:
17. And this grandma who wrote a novel with some spicy dialogue:
18. These grandmas tend to have a weird statue in their home with a...surprise...like this one with a removable shield:
19. Or this statue of a priest that gets — shall we say — excited when you pull up his head:
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My aunt — who was a grandmother many times over — had an adorable stuffed caveman in her home. After years of visiting, I finally discovered that the caveman had a massive dong hidden under his loin cloth! How do grandmas find these things?
20. Hey, the penis statues may be weird, but they are an example of something most grandmas have in common...a good sense of humor! Like this grandma who labeled her light switches:
21. This grandma who — after her grandson joked he wanted 100 things from the dollar store for Christmas — made it happen:
22. This grandma who surprised everyone by putting these coasters out one day (you KNOW she has a penis statue somewhere in her house):
23. And this grandma who included quite the keychain (lol!) in her grandchild's birthday card:
24. This sense of humor often means they will send you funny (but random) photos of their pets, like this grandma with a big livin' dog:
25. And this grandma who enlists help from her cat to wish loved ones a happy birthday:
26. A whole lot of grandmas also LOOOOVE to knit or crochet, like this one who crocheted her grandkid a Chewbacca bath mat:
27. This grandma who crocheted a spare tire cover for her grandkid's Jeep:
28. And this grandma who knitted some no-holds-barred advice:
29. This grandma, meanwhile, knitted her chicken a sweater (she lives in Missouri, if you were wondering):
30. And this grandma uses her car to brag about her knitting:
31. Of course, no post about grandmas would be complete without mentioning how they ask their grandkids to come over and help them with things...like this grandma who asked her grandkid to look at her dryer because it was making a "slight clanging noise" (the culprit turned out to be nearly $20 in change!):
32. And this poor, mortified grandma who had to ask her grandkid to fix her TV when it somehow got stuck on this:
33. Ah, grandmas! They're the best! Even (or especially?) when they accidentally buy a marijuana-themed umbrella:
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